the80svoltron:

like father, like daughter

bettagal:

wild–mountain–thyme:

airline customer service: hello this is SAS how can i help
me: ok so i booked a flight with you just now and i’d like to reserve a space for my pet in the cargo hold, i’m bringing a cockatiel
SAS: (audibly worried) uh… uhm… i’m not sure we can… transport that kind of um… pet?
me: oh, huh? i did ring to check before i booked and the guy on the phone said it’d be fine?
SAS: (”dealing with unhinged customers” voice) uh. ok. well, i guess i can try to check… just give me some cage dimensions. how big is its cage
me: well i got him a teeny tiny travel cage, so… 50x30x30, at most
SAS: centimeters??
me: yeah? is there a problem?
SAS: can you tell me exactly how big is this crocodile???
me: COCKATIEL
SAS: …OH

I’m dying.

shizumar:

i saw a man so beautiful i started crying

fudayk:

VOLTRON SEASON 5

ravenslunas:

i hate how reward systems never work for me like i can’t just say “if i finish this assignment i can have a cookie” bc my brain is like “…..or u could just have one right now” and i can’t argue with that logic

silence 

kaged640:

Ｃａｎ’ｔ　Ｗａｉｔ！！

randomcreativitybursts:

online friendships are a delicate mix of “i know all your deepest secrets” and “wait you’re not left-handed”

7eggs:

supercoolclouds:

excessive amounts of melted cheese in food is gross and needs to stop as a trend

anyways while this loser is living a sad, cheeseless life, i’ll be melting a wheel of sharp cheddar cheese directly onto my naked body

dekpi:

stardusteuphoria:

wunkolo:

backtornado:

so it turns out one reason why kissanime’s been sucking ass lately in terms of load times is cause rapidvideo literally uses your browser to mine cryptocurrency???

And that’s just like, one of the hundreds/thousands of other sketchy things the site has going on in the background by just sitting on any of its web pages without an adblocker/scriptblocker

Yo, if you wanna use KissAnime, you gotta be able to protect yourself & your computer from its shadiness. This post is discouraging, but sadly, there aren’t any less shady alternatives (aside from the legal streaming sites, of course) Anyway, if you wanna use any streaming site, you should download these Chrome extensions:

- uBlock Origin

And then you’re gonna wanna add this list to your uBlock filters…it blocks a lot of the nasty popups. 

- Kiss Essentials

Removes ads and adds functionality. Can never be too safe, right?

- Pop Up Blocker 

This extension is a lifesaver, seriously. Personally, I’ve never seen it used on Kiss, but it works a lot on other streaming sites. With uBlock, Essentials, and Pop Up Blocker, it’s very rare that I see ads. 

- Minerblocker

As the name suggests, it blocks crypto miners. I can’t vouch for its reliability yet, as it hasn’t blocked anything for me atm.

I also use a tampermonkey script to block the “Are You Human?” thing. Pretty sure it’s on the Kissanime reddit (also, if you use Kiss a lot, browse that sub even more!! It’s really useful to know what the hell is going on the site before you risk your computer). Make sure to download Malwarebytes, too! 

reblogging this again because this is a much better version than just saying “dont use kissanime”

All illegal streaming services do stuff like this, so instead of going somewhere else, learn how to protect yourself from malicious advertisements.